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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

How do you think Donald Trump will respond to Volodymyr Zelenskyy's statement that Ukraine will consider nuclear weapons if it does not get NATO membership?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The Sin of Inaction: How Yates took the Giro, and UAE let it go - Escape Collective

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two More Persona 4 Actors Have Said They're Not Returning for an Unannounced Persona 4 Remake - IGN

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Wells Fargo Stock Rises as Fed Lifts Asset Cap After 7 Years - Barron's

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Remarks at the Crypto Task Force Roundtable on Decentralized Finance - SEC.gov

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

CFPB enforcement lead resigns, slams ‘attack’ on core mission in departure email - CNN

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Still no good

Here’s what everyone should know about this new HIV prevention shot - The Washington Post

No go.

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Empowering Coffeehouse Leaders: Starbucks expands Assistant Manager Role across the U.S. - Starbucks Coffee

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Devil May Cry 5 Can't Stop Selling, Now Tops 10 Million Units - Push Square

No way

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Scientists just learned the age of America's deepest canyon - SFGATE

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?